When did Morticia Addams go and get herself knocked-up by an extra from "Hawaii Five-O"?
But seriously... what kind of world do we live in where Brad Pitt has to try this hard? Brad, dude, you've gotten America's Girl Next Door AND America's Favorite Freaky Chick. Don't sweat it. As far as the hetero male population is concerned, you're golden. For life. (As for the rest of us, we've got our VHS copies of Thelma and Louise and Legends of the Fall so we're cool.)
Besides, you've got a lot of mouths to feed and world peace to achieve so you probably shouldn't have paid, what I am assuming was, a crap-load of money for those tab-front plaid pants. Next time, try shopping here. You get free socks with every order.
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