Some may think that Memorial Day was the big holiday for May.
Silly people.
No, this year we have an additional national holiday.
May 30th: Straight Girl, Gay Guy Date Night.
And yes, while that could describe any given Friday night in Gert's life, this Friday is different because it's the premiere of Sex and the City the movie.
And is there a giant chance that it will totally suck? Yes, there is.
And do I really care? No, not at all.
I just want the opportunity to see them in all of their crazy, beautiful outfits on a big screen. And hear their crafty dialogue in surround sound. And enjoy a frosty Diet Coke that's going to cost me $8.50.
The only problem.
I have to be in Huntsville, AL from tomorrow until Saturday.
The universe is cruel.
So, if you are going this weekend, please think of me.
Or send me a card. I bet Hallmark totally has a section just for the occasion.
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- Abraham Lincoln
“We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek.”
– Barack Obama
"Pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked."
- Jane Austen
"Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
- Catherine Aird
"Now I see the secret of making the best person: it is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth."
- Walt Whitman
"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."
— Anne Lamott
"Only after the last tree has been cut down.
Only after the last river has been poisoned.
Only after the last fish has been caught.
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."
- Native Cree Saying
"Little evil would be done in the world if evil never could be done in the name of good."
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening."
- Homer Simpson
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The universe is harsh. I'm so sorry.
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