Laptop: could not be resuscitated.
Email Inbox: totally vanished sometime around 4:00.
Boss: pestered me constantly with tedious crap all week and is now pissed that I haven't gotten more done.
Demons from Previous Job: reared their ugly heads this morning and sent me for a dip in the pool of self-doubt and neuroses. Prima donna boss isn't helping much either.
Me: leaving now to go stick my head in a bucket of Jack Daniels.
See ya Monday.